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I'm too lazy for this shit

consultingsonic:

madblackgirl:

team 5’5 and under where ya at

they didn’t let us in they thought we were 12

peculiar-doll:

I was given an incredible Christian conspiracy pamphlet by some weird guy in the hospital yesterday.

Cliffnotes:

  • the is a prophet named Benjamin Cousijnsen
  • Obama is the antichrist
  • there is an invisible planet just above Earth and there are UFOs from there that have 666 crew members
  • Obama has been on a(the?) spaceship
  • Pope Francis is a false prophet and was selected by the Illuminati

So much weirdness in just 4 pages, 8/10, best religious conspiracy since The Hashilim Project, good read wish it was longer

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

lackyannie:

electricsed:

It really doesn’t matter how big or how small they are, all cats are fucking adorable morons.

LMFAOOOOO

Books 1-3: Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7: Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.

mynameissnugglefuck:

mermaidchan05:

iraffiruse:

Baby otter

IT IS A BABY OTTER YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

*plap*

rifa:

gallifreyanlanterns:

gr8writingtips:

your characters are like geodes

image

if you want to see what they’re really made of

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you must break them

this is the best writing tip ive heard in ages

THIS IS EXACTLY MY APPROACH TO WRITING

thisblogisgospel:

LEAKED NEW FALL OUT BOY SONG CENTURIES

18 hours ago34,330 plays

ohsnapadalek:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

Guys

No

It wasn’t rock music, Electro was playing the freaking Itsy Bitsy Spider on the tower things

DETAILS

EXACTLY